Help identifying car

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07/13/2015 at 10:54 • Filed to: None

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My fellow Oppos, I have a conundrum. While driving rexently, I saw a car which I could not identify. Which is odd for me. Perhaps I’m having a total mental lapse, but I cannot for the life of me figure it out.

I was unable to safely get a picture, but to me the rear of the car strongly resembles the rear of a 90s Caprice or Impala. But it had two doors. And a short wheelbase. What the hell did I see?

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Have a snow drifting GTR. And a great day.


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 10:58

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That’s a GTR. duh.


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 10:58

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Monte Carlo?


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:01

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90’s T-bird?

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Lincoln MKVIII?

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Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:02

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Lumina?


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:03

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Oldsmobile Achieva?

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:10

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Beretta?

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Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:12

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Cadillac Catera?


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:12

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they made this style caprice till the 1990


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > crowmolly
07/13/2015 at 11:28

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Definitely looked older and rounder than this.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
07/13/2015 at 11:28

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T bird is similar, but it was definitely a GM product.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Wacko
07/13/2015 at 11:29

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This is true, but it was more similar to this.

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Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > KnowsAboutCars
07/13/2015 at 11:30

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This is a possibility, it seemed to have wider tail lights.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
07/13/2015 at 11:32

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Definitely not, it was missing the distinct soul crushing feeling I get when seeing those.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > RockThrillz89
07/13/2015 at 11:32

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I don’t think so?


Kinja'd!!! KnowsAboutCars > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
07/13/2015 at 11:34

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All Cateras had 4 doors.


Kinja'd!!! citizennick > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:36

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and old Impreza?


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > KnowsAboutCars
07/13/2015 at 11:37

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Right, some reason thought they were 2 door, though they are awful either way.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:38

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Buick Riviera?

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Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:40

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Here’s the ass end of a ‘95 Monte Carlo (according to an image search).


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > RockThrillz89
07/13/2015 at 11:43

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Not quite that bubbly.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
07/13/2015 at 11:43

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Ugh I hope not. The car I saw appeared pretty good looking to me...


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:44

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Buick Regal?

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Buick Reatta?


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:47

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You sure it was a 90’s then? The 90’s era GM products are called “bubbles” when you donk them out. Donk is 70’s, Box is 80’s, Bubble is 90’s. Here’s an 87 Monte Carlo.

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Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > crowmolly
07/13/2015 at 11:51

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Similar to the Reatta, closest yet.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > RockThrillz89
07/13/2015 at 11:52

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Definitely newer than that. I want to say its this

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But I didn’t know they made an Impala coupe?


Kinja'd!!! RockThrillz89 > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 11:58

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I didn’t know they made that either. I thought that was what the Monte Carlo was for, which is why I went with that.

According to Wiki, they didn’t make one. I can’t find anything else that was a 2 door in the 90s except the Monte Carlo, which was just a 2 door Lumina. But I may just be missing something.


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > RockThrillz89
07/13/2015 at 12:06

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And now you understand my confusion haha.


Kinja'd!!! NoneOfYourBiz > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 12:17

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One of these?


Kinja'd!!! 472CID > crowmolly
07/13/2015 at 12:56

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That picture almost makes the Reatta look good, if only they were rwd.


Kinja'd!!! sebdel > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 13:59

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This kind of question is why sometimes I wish I could post on kinja, I took a picture of an A112 autobianchi abarth some time ago, took me a lot of internet searching to figure out what it was...


Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > sebdel
07/13/2015 at 15:54

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Why can’t you?


Kinja'd!!! jmalek > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 22:28

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Cadillac Allanté?

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Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 23:13

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Was it like these? Of so Oldsmobile Toronado

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Kinja'd!!! whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > coqui70
07/13/2015 at 23:22

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Hmm.. Not round enough...


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU
07/13/2015 at 23:33

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Later Trofeo version:

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Or Buick:

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